DJ Serious - Popped

DJ Serious Feat. D-Sisive - Popped

Lyrics

One night I had a dreamThat I met all of my favorite Pop music personalitiesWe had a great time together...

[Verse 1]

I'll grab Ricky Martin by the neck

Twist it to make his eyes and Adam's apple intersect so I could make him watch his final breath

I'll commit crimes just to make my fans chant "DEAD"

Ripped LL Cool J's shin off so it could match his pant leg

Wanna Battle? Dare you to try me

I rubbed all the faces of VIP with poisonous Ivy

Then I grabbed Nick Carter and made sure that he was tossed in

The hardest projects then slapped his kid brother just for watching

N'Sync better run fast

Cuz' if I get my hands on Lance, I'm tearing his heart out straight through his ass

Grabbed Brandy and pile drived her on the canvas

Jabbed Monica and started to spit all over Alanis

The females are not a threat

Stuck a mic in Baby Spices mouth and watched it burst out the back of her neck

And just when you thought I'd quit it

I smashed Puff Daddy's Bentley up, phoned him and told him that Steven Stoute did it

[Chorus]

So if you see what I see, you'll probably feel the same as me

Cuz' I can't take it no more, take it no more, cuz' I can't take it no more

This whole industry is popped

[Verse 2]

The Latin invasion's obnoxious

I warned Enrique Iglesias to stay cautious

If I lost it, I'm slicing off Jennifer Lopez's ass and keeping it for myself

Then throwing the rest of her in a mosh pit

I made Menudo feel awkward

I tied and gagged the member up and made them listen to some Rico Suave

Hanson was my worst prospect

I called their tour bus with a bomb threat but the Moffats begged me to stop it

So instead of making a sequel to Speed

I kicked the shit out of the Moffats till' their hair started to bleed

Then I proceeded to lay a beating on any underage girl speeding

To HMV for a 3 Deep autograph meeting

Lou Bega thought it was funny, and since he laughed

I put a little bit of size 12 Nike in his ass

Whipped and starved Mike Tyson

Then threw him in the ring with 98 degrees and gave him a license to bite

Aimed three burners straight at TLC's dome

And threatened to kill 'em if they didn't sing the hook on a Sporty

Thieves song"New Kids On The Block Had A Bunch Of Hits" -You're dead - "I'm Sorry?"

Self explanatory...

[Chorus] x 2

[Verse 3]

The Spice Girl's are not forgotten

Rhyno phoned me up and told me "Scary Spice was spotted at Yorkdale shopping!"

Hopped in my Oldsmobile and raced down Allen Road ExpressWay out of control, thinking of ways I could impress Melanie B

But many fans beat me to the punch

A bunch of heads were crowding her, screaming for autographs, shaking hands and such

How could I get to know her?

I looked over my shoulder and noticed her chauffeur holding the limo door for her

Rushed the limo driver, stripped him for his uniform

And put it on in time to help the singer leave the screaming swarm

"Thanks a lot driver, your helps appreciated"

Don't thank me Scary Spice, it's my pleasure to know you safely made it

Keyed the ignition and without a hesitation

I speeded to Eglinton West and threw her out the car naked

Turned up my music with a smile while I observed

A large Jamaican horny herd without jimmy's stripping on the curbI gave a sigh and slapped myself on the back

And wondered when Geri Halliwell was thinking of coming back

I had a great time but then I had to be out

I heard Christina Aguilera was performing at the Warehouse

[Chorus] x 2

In The Mind of Jamie Cullum

先說， 這張專輯實在可以試試...
主要是因為收錄了 "The Bad Plus"的 "The Flim"；
這首太優， 我在Gilles Peterson 的節目上聽到。 太棒！
臺灣沒有進The Bad Plus的作品；
現在(Hinote 映像)進了這張Jamie Cullum 選曲專輯， (好像不是mix的)
竟然有收這首！ 太讚了！
有興趣可以試試...

This is actully a track recommendation.
First time I heard "The Flim" by The Bad Plus, was on Gilles Peterson's radio show.
That's really a beautiful track. I was so love it.
Unfortunately, there is no official publication for The Bad Plus in Taiwan.
That's why I was so excited when I saw this album was out.
This might be the easiest way to get this track in Taiwan.
Go get one "In The Mind Of Jamie Cullum", Listen "The Flim".
Or get one "The Bad Plus" on Amazon...

"The Flim" was in the thrid album of The Bad Plus, which was released in 2003